Sex Toys For All Ages

Walk into any department store and you will see one bloody full shelf(sometimes 3-5 shelves) full of Barbie Dolls.

Yes, those small little sey toy looking thing with absolutely no pubic hair and a hint of nipple at the breasts Barbie Dolls.

There are so so many ranges of Barbie Dolls available! They have different ones/ranges for different age group to play with! How on earth can they come out with so many variations?? Collectors will be swimming a a sea of Barbie Fantasy(read : wet dream. You sicko!) and parents will be having a huge headache.

Not to forget those accessories! But seriously, it started from a little innocent plaything to such a huge money spinning empire, those plastic sex slaves! There is a particular range that have the Barbies dressed in national custumes of different countries. Those are beautiful. The colours of the custumes are very nice and interesting. But some of "National Custume" Barbies are not very accurate. Particularly in the matters of "human body size" versus "Barbie Body size". I am very sure, for a particular country, the size of the women there are totally OFF(HUGE HORIZONTAL WAY) compare to all the other countries, but in the Barbie World, everyone is happy and slim! Oh please! For people who know me well, you will know what I mean.

Oh, not forgetting Ken. Barbie's other half. The sex slave of all Barbies! The one and only "male" that get to have sex with all the Barbies..untill some New Male spawn version was introduced some time back. But Ken, Oh Ken. The first and only Ken. By the way, Ken have not penise. Go figure.

Well, If i have my way of designing Barbies...(I think it will be placed on the upper shelves of all department stores where children cannot reach...). Hey, boys and gals! Dun cry, I will have a mini-skirt range where when you lift your head up(when they are placed on the top most shelf), you will see Barbie in her Victoria Secret Style G-String! Enjoy!

Next? Care Bears... and that little bitch call Strawberry Shortcake...

Photo : I do not know if he is homeless or waiting for someone. But he looked really freezing cold at 730am in the morning. He could certainly do with a Barbie Doll to spice things up.