Ah-Beh

What happens when you reach 50 years old and beyond?

Alot of shit will happen. For one, you will have wrinkle all over your BODY! You are slower, you behave weird…you grumble a lot. But more importantly, where do you hang out????

During your teens, you hang out at Marina Square - you are labelled as Marina Kids.
When you reach your 20s, you hang out in Pubs and Discos - You are label as Party Animals.
When you are in your 30s, you hang out in Wine Bar - Sophiscated Working Class.
When you have your own kids, say beyond 35, you hang out in Childcare Center and toy department.
What happens when you reach 50 and beyond and you kids dumped you and you are all alone…

Hang where?????

China Town?? Become China Town Uncles? China Town Dirty Ah-Behs????

This is depressing.

Maybe we will hang out in Orchard Road and be know as the Orchard Hipster Ah-Behs?

This is getting more depressing.

Why do you hang out in Orchard when you are so old?? Hitting at young gals? Come on!! YOu are a Ah-BEH!!!! Go hang out in Country Clubs with some young gals who are after all your money when you go six feet under.

This is getting suicidal.

I DUN WANNA GROW OLD!!!

Photos : Just in time for the upcoming National Day. Love your country!! Yawnn... 3 different shots. Notice the difference?